*camera static* Is this thing on?... No?... Goddamit! *hits side of the camera and shakes it a bit, making it work*
How about now?... Ah, thank god! *sighs in relief, then bends down to get down at camera level*

How's going guys? My name is Irina, more commonly known as Spark, Light or Dragon, and I'm quite new to the world of writing. Yes, I had many plans, but they usually crashed and burned as I'm more of a reader than writer, but I'm doing what I can.

I may be a newbie, and really young to 
actually do something admirable, but I really hope you would like my works, no matter how bad they might come out. Oh, and also I'd want to say- *power shuts down* You son of a fudging beach...