Nemesis Spawn

I'm sick and tired. 

I caught @N1coprotector5 's crush vaping with a couple buddies. Add it to the pile of you you are never NEVER gonna get together.
          
          (Other reasons include, but are not limited to: hates Taylor Swift, bad test scores, being a bitch to teachers, being blonde, having a boyfriend, not seeing you as a boy, seeing you as weak and needing protection, you both having tragic backstories, never texting you back, and dishonesty.) Need more reasons, stupid?

Time to stop comparing yourself to others, and start comparing yourself to a dumb beetle. Like, dude, that thing can't even spell it's own name!

Heathers has a chockhold on me. Especially the lines "Don't open a veeiinn. Just freeze your brain," because it reveals that Freeze your brain is literaly about a guy struggling with suicidal thoughts, and his only copeing mechanism that's the one sting between him and his sanity, and it's literaly just a slushy.

Just unknowingly read a Deadpool X Spiderman, who else wants the eye bleach? *Waves a bottle of professional grade hydrogen peroxide, before pouring half the contents all over my face and down my CHB t shirt, then opens my red as fuck eyes, and half my skin melted off*

Anyone else think that lunchly is just a cover up?

Anyone here a doctor/ can tag a doctor?

How come when my dad doesn't eat lunch he's "Dieting" and "Responsible" but when I do it I'm "putting myself in danger"

Despite conspiracy, the "sis" in my username does not have any hidden meaning behind it. Stop watching Matpat, and go... Idk, visit your local library, and never refer to me as "sis".

In the words of Semore "Why are you not happy, lest I open a vein?"