Dricket: "HEY!"
"DEAR GOD—"
Dricket: "IT HAS BEEN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS! DO SOMETHING WITH THIS WATTPAD! PEOPLE WANT MORE OF BIG CITY MONSTERS AND... well, I don't know what else you write, but GET TO IT!"
"I have writers block! Chill!"
Dricket: "... For a hundred years?"
"Pretty much." :P