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Dear Diary,
I'm like so depressed, ya know?
I saw the chick and she had the most gorgeous feet ever.
She made me like, totally jealous and I absolutely shit my pants.
Then my mother had to take me out of my stroller and take me to the women's bathroom to change me.
It was awkward. Cause... Ya know... Im a boy....
In the women's bathroom...
SERIOUSLY MUM! Y U NO BE IN MEN'S RESTROOM?
I bet the men would like that. Except for the stinky dipper baby.
So yeah.
Signed, A baby.