You_didnt_find_me

I am bored... And I miss your stories... So here are some random puns. 
          
          1. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
          
          2. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
          
          3. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
          
          4. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
          
          5. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
          
          6. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
          
          7. Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
          
          8. My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her. (dark humor yeeey)
          
          Okay, now I will stop. Have a great Christmas :D

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