Mkay so i'm 50 years old and have a german shephard named coco. i live on atlantis and my occupation is a hazardous job. i feed dinosaurs for a living and let me tell you it's not fun stepping into the mouth of a t-rex! i hate chocolate and love italian tomatoes OH and i am in love with my jellyfish john. it's a love-hate relationship but it's worth it. so enough about me! please oh please DO not tell me about yourself. i don't know what "erth" is so don't try to fool me by saying you live there. if anyone tells me they live on erth then i'm going to put my phlags up. i know erth isn't real so you would be a spy for the watterspy association and you would be out to get me....well you could call me paranoid but at least i'm not stupid! well i'm not going to write any stories because i know how much wrok they are and for an old lady like me, feeding dinos is enough for one lifetime! bai!!! :][: