I like cookies.

I enjoy long walks to the fridge.

Don't hate someone because they sin differently than you do.

I have the grace and poise of a crackhead rhinoceros.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine.

When someone yells "stop", I don't know if it's in the name of the love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.