Um, hello user of Wattpad who is reading this message! I am Reinette Malfoy and before you ask, no. Draco Malfoy is not my brother, he is my cousin thank you very much. I'm just going to go ahead and apologize if this 'About Me' section seems... different. I'm not typing it myself, I'm just dictating it.
So, what do I say? Just talk about yourself! Oh, shoot! I forgot my wan- erm, my speaker picks up other voices too. Just ignore that last line that was Bri, the girl who is forcing me to make this profile. She decided to post my story on here (The truth needed to be told Pro- wait, delete that bit! They aren't supposed to know yet!)! and thought it would be fun if I got to know the readers.
Ahem, okay. About myself, I can do this. Um, so I'm Reinette, like I said. I'm cousin to the famed Draco Malfoy and niece to Severus Snape. Yeah, you read that right; my dad is Phillius Malfoy and my mom is Eileena Snape. Yeah, yeah I know what comes next. 'But, Reinette,' you'll say, 'Snape didn't have any nieces and Phillius Malfoy doesn't exist' and then I'll have to explain that your version of the books are wrong and were only printed to warn the Wizarding World of what was to come in a big, confusing sci-fy type plot that I don't feel like going into detail about.
Oh, yeah. I guess I should warn you that this profile might have spoilers, since- what did she call it?- 'Life of a Blood Traitor' is all in my past and such. 
Oh! I guess you should also know that my profile picture is a thing someone drew based off of the description Bri gave in Life of a Blood Traitor. It's a pretty accurate drawing of what I looked like as a teen, so I thought it'd be a much better picture to use than a recent one. Plus, it was really sweet of her to take the time to draw me and I really like it! So, thank you- erm, Ash?- for this fantastic drawing!
And, thanks for reading my story, I guess. So, uh, I think that's all you need to know yeah? If you want to know anything else, feel free to ask me