Well.. I followed you first, but then thought 'Hey, they're gonna think it's weird that I followed them, we don't even know each other' so then I unfollowed you but then I thought 'Oh, wait, they're gonna get the notification that I followed them and then see that I'm NOT following them and think that I lead them on' so then I was like 'I better follow them NOW and get to know them LATER' and now you have two notifications and I'm mortified.