NereidFromNeptune
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeee bro why CanT I BE A GAY PIRATE WITH A HOT BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHO KICKS ASS LIKE AND WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STEDE WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!1!g1q!!!! IGIrhogeuragrah GAY PIRATES BEING SAD AND GAY MAKES ME A SAD GAY HELP JESUS AHHFHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH anyways I'm going to cry, sob, heave, really-anything-that's-the-opposite-of-happiness myself to sleep. Our Flag Means Death has murdered my everything and I'm going to die alone. Please tell me I'm not the only one