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No because you guys aren’t ready for my 2 am brain rot memes to make their way into my authors notes - which are already a joke - now that I’m updating again. You don’t understand how corrupt my humor is it’s literally like a blurry picture of a dog holding a knife with the caption “Olivier woke up and chose violence” ;-; rip to any sort of respectable image I had as an author 

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No because you guys aren’t ready for my 2 am brain rot memes to make their way into my authors notes - which are already a joke - now that I’m updating again. You don’t understand how corrupt my humor is it’s literally like a blurry picture of a dog holding a knife with the caption “Olivier woke up and chose violence” ;-; rip to any sort of respectable image I had as an author 

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Hey y’all if you hate how predatory the ads are on wattpad, you can go to my story on Inkitt (the app is completely free and all the stories on that app are free too!). I refuse to a.) make people pay for my subpar writing skills and b.) receive money for something I’m doing for fun and no other reason. If my stories are enjoyed by other people that’s all I want lol. Anyway my Inkitt username is Zolot, and you can find Caged in there (it’s a few chapters ahead) and I posted a bunch of drawings from the book on my wall there too! Thanks for reading everyone!

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Hey guys, life update: I’m really busy SHAKING WITH RAGE over how my favorite character in a show I watch got used as FODDER not once, but twice. He shouldn’t have lost, but the protagonist had some HEFTY plot armor on and, well . . . he’s dead now. I thought I’d get over it, but the more I think about it, the more it ANGERS me and fuels my desire to take over the world so I can reshape it in my image and force that show to have a spin off that doesn’t do my favorite character absolutely FILTHY like that. This whole zoom university has not helped my binge watching, it’s only made me more attached to characters I like. It’s not good. 

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Please feel free to go to Inkitt, it is a completely free app, there are no ads, and they are better than wattpad because wattpad is just a shell of what it used to be. It is just a slime ball that doesn't do what it advertises. Thank you to everyone who supported me on this app, again, I will still be posting, but I am using Inkitt more! See y'all around! (Pt. 4)

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My new Inkitt URL is in my bio . I will be posting my next two works there, as well as the rest of Caged In when I finish it. I will be posting my new stories here (slower than on Inkitt) and Caged In as long as Wattpad does not breach my trust again. Inkitt is a far more transparent app, and they are actually doing what they advertise: Creating a platform for writers to write and readers to read. It is a free app that doesn't have the pesky ads and all the stories are free (though you can choose to support some authors if you want). (Pt. 3)

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They had the data breach they took a week to tell us about, they have the unstoppable ads that interrupt the reading and don’t benefit the authors whatsoever, and then they just make you pay for something I think should be free (unlimited downloadable reading, because this is a fricking reading app, right ?)  (Pt. 2)

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Hey all you people who read my stuff, I’m back! Well sort of. I will be finishing Caged In, and I am happy to say that I am putting out two new stories called I Don’t Bite and The Crown Falls. I will be posting them mainly on Inkitt however, because Wattpad is slimy and horrible now. (Pt. 1)