NeshaHoran

i cannot believe people are still reading the husband games  i haven’t reread it since then, but if there was anything offensive i apologize bc i was really ignorant when i was younger. if you spot anything, lmk! <3

NeshaHoran

More PlasticBieber Tweets -.-
          1) sometimes I wish I wasn't born so perfect cause it's hard to find people u can relate to. I'm like a unicorn living in a world full of cows (Me: okay she's not even close to HALF of perfect -.-)
          
          2) DON'T LET ME SEE YOU IN THE STREETS BITCH @selenagomez (Me: Uhhh..Selena is awesome okay? -.-)
          
          3) I've tweeted about every member of One Direction but I usually tend to forget about Louis cause he's so irrelevant lol I just noticed that (Me: UGHHIHFUDJFHNSFJSD STUPID BITCH)
          
          4) I heard Niall's real hair is actually brown and not blond? is this true?! Wow can't believe I was starting to respect him. I'm speechless. (ME: DOES ANYONE HAVE A SHOTGUN?!)
          
          5) sometimes when I'm pooping and pushing real hard, I just imagine I'm having @justinbieber's baby <3 (ME: THIS BITCH BELONGS IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE OKAY?!)
          
          6) Justin's dad is kinda hot. I'd have sex with him just to get spiritually closer to Justin. (Me: she's 11, his dad is prob like 40 something .NASTAY)
          
          7) I had sex with two guys in her bathroom. Best day of my life. (Me: WHAT DA ACTUAL FUCK)
          
          8) some ugly loser who goes to my school had a birthday party today and she invited me. I got this cute little gift bag
          
          9) The Jonas brothers are ugly. They look like they have pubic hair on their face. (me: I USED TO LOVE THOSE BITCHES, SO DONT START)
          
          10) one time I was really horny so I took my hamster out of it's cage and let it bite my vagina. it felt amazing. (Me: thats nasty, i learned what horny meant last year, some kid told me, YOU'RE 11...nasty, nasty bitch)

NeshaHoran

I REALLY want to murder PlasticBieber, Here are tweets that she tweeted the past 24 hours:
          1) @SelenaGomez why did you cross the border. you should have stayed in Mexico where you belong selling oranges and making piñatas.
          
          2) the only reason I'm not dating @justinbieber is because he's waiting for me to turn 18. Selena is just a temporary gf, we'll deport her soon
          
          3) someday me and @justinbieber are going to get married and we are gonna be the new Speidi and annoy the public <3
          
          4) How do you even pronounce Niall Horan anyway? Such an ugly name honestly.
          
          5) @thewantedmusic you guys are good singers and actually have talent unlike @OneDirection. you deserve more success than them. it's a shame.
          
          6)Muslims get on their knees to pray. I only get on my knees for Justin ;)
          
          7) @ZaynMalik why did you shoot all those people? They were just trying to enjoy a movie and eat their popcorn.
          
          8) Has anyone seen The Dark Knight Rises? Was it good? I wanna go see it but I'm kinda scared to now after Zayn killed all those people :/
          
          9) I noticed directioners write in their bios "in love with 5 homosexuals" lol @OneDirection even your own fans think you're faggots. how sad
          
          10) when @OneDirection eventually breaks up they're gonna become irrelevant like nsync. none of them will do good solo. they can't even dance...
          
          11) if Justin died I would kill myself too. There's no point in living in a world without Justin. You're not a real fan if you choose life. (me: i hope Justin dies now -_-)
          
          12) Just had sex with my cousin for the 4th time. I feel so happy ;) (me: OKAY THIS BITCH IS 11. THATS NASTY)
          
          OKAY, so yeah she needs to die -_- btw, her best friend actually thinks Niall is cute but HATES one direction. Jessica & her best friend are fucked-ups OKAY? gawsh. if u want more, tell me, ill post more tomorrow! -.- Ill be writing my fanfic xx