Im Nessa Ibeth Malik! Cheesy, I know. but we ARE secretly dating! (; hehe 
NOW ON TO MEEE: 

*I am a self centered bitchh. AND PROUD!
*You can call me Ness, Nessa, E, Beth or Ibby. 
*I am a Directioner! So if you got sumthing bad to say about my hubbies, say it to my face. (Or inbox xD)
*I am also a Belieber, so all them horny hoes can go back to their corners! Lolol. No im serious thoo. JB is MINE! Always has been.
*You know how JB's fans are called Beliebers and 1D's fans are Directioners? Well, if you like me and fan me. You are an official Babe!
-Im one of the smartest kids in my grade. I'm not a nerd. I is a GEEKK. Geeks actually have swaq!
- I love reading and sometimes writing. 
-I want to do a Collabo story so... If you interested inbox me!
*I have two boyfriends! -cough- 'whore'  ... -_- You're just jelly

Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN BABE?!

ME: OH nothing. Babe... I love you!

Zayn: *looks into his hand mirror* I love me too. 

Me: Way to ruin it, Zaynie.  -_____-

Zayn: 'Tonight let's get some!' *wiggles eyebrows and give me a pedo smile*  

Me: Yes, Zain, keep on doing that because it is SO not pedophalistic. 

Zayn: Is that even a word?

Me: Meh... We gotta go and... 'get some'. Bye people that are looking at my stupid bio!! * wink wink*

Well, I gotta go! Zayn, MuStAcHiO, and I are going to have a threesome now. 

Urm, if you read this bio and/or follow/fan me,  you are one of my official babes!

PEACE, HONEY... BUNCHES OF OATS!