If you follow me, I'll follow you back.
I am FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that you know how absolutely awesome I am, tell me about you!!!! If you're lucky, I might even listen. Whoa... That never happens.
I'm a dreamer who refuses to accept that this is reality, and if you tell me it is, I will kill you.
My name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Except, more like you killed my belief. Except, you didn't. And my name isn't Anigo Montoya. So... My name is not Anigo Montoya. You tried to kill my belief. Prepare to die!!!!! Or buy me chocolate. Whichever's easier. I like to give people a choice before I kill them.
I also like singing,  and figure skating, and rock climbing on random rock formations outside, and laughing. Laughing is my favorite thing to do, and I'm absolutely amazing at it. 
I'm sort of a fangirl, except I don't belong to any specific fandoms, cuz I love them all. Except for some. I guess I'm kind of an all around fangirl. Does that even exist?
Whatever.
Whoever you are, and however you ended up here, I'm sorry for making you read all this.