Soren

the smut writing process is 5% writing and 95% staring off into space contemplating how you've degraded yourself to a smut writer.

I'm so tired, I want my parents back.

took me until today to work up the balls to google what the possesive pronoun for "it" was (its its) because I distinctly remember learning about this back in first grade and I wasn't paying attention enough to remember what I was supposed to learn, but now I know. 11 years later. (jesus christ how am I old enough to say something happened to me 11 years ago)

Let me tell you I'm a VERY normal person.
          
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I think my favorite part of writing a South Park fanfiction is the absurdities you can allow. The show itself is crazy so you can be as stupid as you want and still have it be canon-adjacent. I'm writing about Cartman shoving tampons up his nose to emphasize how beat up he got. And he would absolutely do that.

Abandonment issues are awful. What do you mean I think my friends are going to leave me behind just because a new person joined the group. uggh. I do not need to bribe my friends and people please to keep them. I'm good enough. I know that. They've made sure I know that.

existence is amazing my little sister just swore at my brother and it was hilarious

bagpipe funeral music yes yes

I hope they play a sad song on the bagpipes at my funeral but I hope I'm not dead enough to miss it

I sneezed too hard yesterday and bashed my head on the kitchen counter and I was so pissed off