I love books, and writing. I'm also found of Archive of Our Own & FanFiction under same Pen Name.
I like writing about Harry Potter (and some times LOTR's)
I am Australian, I use Australian english spelling and probably some Australian idioms and slang.
User name is a reference to one of Banjo Patterson's works. He's one of my favourite poets. Points if you know which one it's from.
I am dyslexic, so my spelling is not great but I make up for it though a passion for what it do.
Blanket Disclaimer. Unless specifically stated otherwise, none of the work I post here is truly mine, it's all FanFiction. If you recognise it, it's not mine. Books used as a base for my fan fictions herein are not, they are the belong to their true and original authors (mostly JK and JRRT) who I acknowledge to be literary genius's.
No Flames please
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- JoinedJune 11, 2019
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Harry Potter gets smart and takes...
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Harry's name comes out of the goblet and he's had enough, he's sick of pretending to be stupid, he's sick of...
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Harry had a twin
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Harry has a twin, she's very smart, but she grew up seperate from Harry, in a not so great upbringing. She is...