What do people even write on these?

Let's give it a try:

Hi! I'm Gisele. I share this account with Nellie. Our ship names aren't really cool and I'm not really sure how neverwearingpants was created. I guess we're "special." 

Okay. Not great but I think it's enough

Bye

OH WAIT 

Message us!!!

Comment and Vote because our story is cooler than this description. 

Now really bye!!