Never_My_Own

Hello

OMG Never_My_Own, I can't thank you enough for publishing saint and the hitman. It got removed from fanfic.net and I was crushed, but the fact i can continue to come back to it here just made my day. Thank You!!!

All I want when I publish theses amazing works of art, is for people to see the beauty and wonder in every written word. It was not my intention to take credit for theses stories. It never was. So should anyone see or read these stories, and think I'm taking their author's rightly deserved praise and admiration, don't. I have acknowledged and repeated several times before, that theses are not my work.

Smile For You
          
          Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,
          When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
          I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
          When he smiled I realized I’d passed it on to him.
          I thought about that smile and realized its worth,
          A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.
          So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected
          Let’s start an epidemic quick and get the world infected!
          Keep the smile going; everyone need a smile!!
          

Fire
          You have a short temper
          You often act on your emotions without thinking first
          You are very competitive
          You like to play with fire
          You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all (Eri: yah yah, just laugh it up people. Laugh. It. Up)
          You prefer warm weather over cold weather
          You often lose control over yourself
          You can be quite reckless
          You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
          People have often called you insane
          
          7/10
          
          Water
          You have a calm, laid-back personality
          You like to go to the beach
          You rarely get angry
          When you do get angry, you know how to control it
          You think before you act
          You are good at breaking up fights
          You are a great swimmer
          You like the rain
          You can stay calm in stressful situations
          You are very generous
          
          7/10
          
          Earth
          You are physically strong.
          You have a close connection with nature.
          You don't mind getting dirty.
          You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
          You could easily survive in the wild
          You care about the environment
          You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
          You rarely get depressed
          You aren't afraid of anything
          You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
          
          5/10
          
          Air:
          You have a free spirit
          You hate rules
          You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces
          You hate to be restrained
          You are independent
          You are quite intelligent
          You tend to be impatient
          You are easily distracted
          You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying
          You wish you could fly
          
          10/10
          
          

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
          
          LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
          
          VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
          
          LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

          
          
          SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
          
          SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
          
          CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.
          
          

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
          
          PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
          
          ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
          
          TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
          
          GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
          

Favorite Witty/Funny Lines/Insults (NOT MINE) :
          
          - "When you were born something terrible happened; you lived."
          
          - "I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb."
          
          - "I like you, I have no taste, but I like you."
          
          - "You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital."
          
          - "Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there."
          
          - "Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them."
          
          - "Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go."
          
          - "You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare."
          
          - "You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways."
          
          - "There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around."
          
          - "Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?"
          
          - "If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog."
          
          - "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
          
          - "I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you."
          
          - "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
          
          - "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
          
          - "You do serve at least one useful purpose in life, as a horrible example."
          
          - "I'm busy now; can I ignore you some other time?"
          
          - "Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?"

          
          - "It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."
          
          - "Don't say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don't talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid."
          
          - "Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?"
          
          - "If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it."
          
          - "I would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand."
          
          - "One good thing about you, you’re easy to ignore."
          
          -"Why do you get up in the morning?"
          
          - "You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any."
          
          - "Hey, I’m sorry, I’m not being rude; it’s just that you don’t matter."
          
          - "I wish we were better strangers."
          
          - "I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me."
          
          - "Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?"
          
          - "Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?"
          
          - "Don't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less."
          
          - "You’re having delusions of competence."
          
          - "I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared"
          
          - "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
          
          - "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
          
          - "Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids."
          
          - "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
          
          - "Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
          
          - "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
          
          - "If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once?"
          
          -" I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere."
          
          - "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
          
          - "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
          
          - "It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."
          
          - "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."