NewRandomChild01

Such a confusing bio but ok xD

Hi,
          
          I appreciate you reading my guide that I wrote many years ago and like I had mentioned in my guide, I am not a professional nor am I a writing major therefore my guide wasn't intended to literally be critiqued and read word for word and take it seriously especially from someone like you who I assume does not need a writing guide to begin with. I had written that many years ago for some of my active readers who had messaged me with advice and thought that I could just post a list of my own advice - take it or leave it. I did, however, notice a condescending tone in some of your comments so let me clarify. I don't have to stress so much on a topic and I don't know if you calling me an author was meant in a condescending or sarcastic tone or not. I'm not going to write a huge page on one thing. I'm going to say what I mean and that's it and to the point. If I were to stress so much on a topic like you had advised in one of your comments than I would just be writing a longer guide and like I said, it wasn't meant to take it professionally. There are writing guides found in bookstores that are written by professional writers and there are a few guides here on Wattpad written by big writers. My guide is from one regular Wattpad author to another. As for your gender fluid comment, I am aware of the LGBTQ and gender fluid community. If you read my post carefully, I was talking about those who are straight and are acting like the opposite sex to fool someone. For example, in the movie "She's the Man." It's the same case with deciphering Clark Kent from Superman. They both look alike but one wears glasses. So what I wrote was that although someone (who is straight in 90% of the stories) may dress like the opposite sex to fool someone as a story line (which is a popular story line, by the way), it will be harder than it actually is in the real life and that is the concept of realism in story telling that I was telling about in that guide. 

School has started and I am feeling absolutely miserable. It is now during that time where your typical teenager will now have to restart and fix their comfortable sleeping schedule, to set time aside for daily homework and studying, and to basically flip around everything they have been doing all summer. (Unless they were in summer school. Which I know is a huge bummer sometimes.)
          
          "Okay, Randy. Thank you for that tidbit of useless information that I really don't need. I was doing just fine, really, until this came along. What does that have to do with me?"
          
          Not much really. Except that it is usually around this time that I really actually write on Wattpad. I have so many chapters in all of my books, some unfinished, many abandoned, most of them completed but unedited, and very few of them are actually published. Thing is, I'm a huge procrastinator.
          
          And I especially procrastinate in things that involve school. Like homework.
          
          Sometimes, I'll be on my laptop, pretending to be writing essays for school when I am actually writing chapters destined for unpublishment. I don't know why.
          
          Just know that I will be putting more effort into my CBS book, so some of you may look forward to that. Not that I won't do my homework, because I will get around to doing that.
          
          I hope my mom never finds this.

Thank you for voting! 

Hello ! 
          I just want to tell you that you're an awesome writer ! 
          I really love your "meet the creepypasta" :3333 
          Keep going !!!! 
          I can't wait to read more of those ! :33
          Also we have a lot of common points XD (I've seen your description :p)
          That make you an Awesome person too XD 
          Thank you very much ! Your story made my day (actually it's bedtime XD) 
          Loooooove frooom France ! BROFIST! 
          FrenchFanGirl :3

HEY FREWNED ARE YOU THERE!!?

Just thought I'd share this, 'cause it's so damn funny! XD
          
          Friends: Will say,"Oh my god! You look so pretty!" Best Friends: Will say,"Shrek called. He wants his face back."
          
          Friends: Will hug you after a break-up. Best Friends: Will walk right up to your ex, slap him, then shout,"It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
          
          Friends: Will watch a nice movie of your choice during a sleepover. Best Friends: Will make you watch a horror movie, scaring both you and her into not sleeping that night.
          
          Friends: Will look at you strangely when you mutter a few lyrics of an annoying song in public. Best Friends: Will grab your arm and drag you to the top of a table/bench and start singing loudly,"LET ITGO, LET IT GO!"
          
          Friends: Will sit with you on the side of the pool at 'The time of the month'. Best Friends: Will shove a tampon in your hands and push you into the pool.
          
          Friends: Will save you a seat. Best Friends: Will steal your seat as soon as you get off, shouting,"Taken!"
          
          Friends: Will help you when you are lost. Best Friends: Will probably be messing with your map, compass, and GPS.
          
          Friends:Will welcome you back politely on the first day of school. Best Friends: Will run and tackle you to the ground, crying,"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?"
          
          Friends: Will help you out on your homework. Best Friends: Will constantly need to copy off yours.
          
          Friends: Will keep you from jumping off the roof onto a trampoline. Best Friends: Will push you off the roof to the trampoline, and laugh afterwards.
          
          Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Best Friends: Will kick the crowd's butt for leaving you.
          
          Friends: Will help you find your Prince Charming. Best Friends: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.
          
          Friends: Will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Best Friends: Will call him and whisper into the phone,"Seven days..."
          
          Friends: Will comfort you after seeing a positive on the test. Best Friends: Will be banging on the bathroom door,shouting,"Name it after me!"

9-20-14-Background temporarily changed to one of my favorite characters, Kara. ^~^

I am not the best artist, but I really like to draw, so I may just have some of my drawings in the background of my profile.
          Most may be Creepypasta, because I love that fandom. They might be lame...

@NewRandomChild01 I really like the last one! =)