get it? because penguins' go 'noot noot' (especially pingu), and I love Newt

uwu 

dAd MiGhT !!

bold of u to assume that i have morals

live my life in fictional worlds, rather than reality.

i've been told I have the power of an emo, wearing all black in all occasions.


my hair likes to do this thing sometimes, where it looks greasy, but is really soft.

i've got one on all of you. i've met gordon ramsey. I have a pic and everything. 

my goal in life was to get my hair to look like my Mii's, I'm glad to say, it's been done.

you know how authors put, 'this book is bad, don't read,' but you still read it anyways? and sometimes you agree, but other times your like, 'damn, this is better than my book.' well yeah, my response is always the second one.

please assume that all pictures or videos posted are not mine, because they are most likely not mine. some I edited to fit my needs, but I still do not own the picture. thank you for understanding.