"Hello member of the internet!" I say flashing a smile, "Have you ever been confused as to why I'm such a freak when it comes to stories? Me too!" I say replying to myself while internally screeching at the fact that I'm doing such an idiotic thing as to putting something into my description.

"By the by, did you know I'm a terrible person?" I questioned in my best did you know tone I could muster. "Of course you didn't because there's OBVIOUSLY no other reason that you could be viewing my account other than to see if I should be reported or not?" I internationally cry thinking back to any time I've ever left a comment ever, irl or not, imma get busted.