What in the great name of Strawberry Shortcake is wrong with my life...? 

Eh. Pretty much everything.

But that's not the point. The point is.... Uh..... Drat.

"Steve! What's the point of this thing again?!"

.........

"Oh yeah! Thanks!"

Soooo.....really the point is just for me to ask you-whoever the fudge is reading this- to check out my books 'The A Team' and 'What Did I Do?'....but that's boring. Personally I'd rather throw some squirrels into a volcano and see what happens, but eh. Some people are just boring.

Great now Steve is looking at me like I just told him I'm pregnant with his child...

Wait can that even happen? We didn't even–