Luckily,I was able to stop Niall from eating my profile pic and bio....yay!So..you don't like one direction?That's alright....MORE OF THEM FOR ME!!! :D hehe...so if you havent noticed already, I'm a hardcore directioner. THOSE FIVE BOYS ARE MY LIFE KAY? Like they're the peanut to my butter.....my chocolate to my chip....my ice to my cream....i would go on,but i believe you get the point:) Anyways,you like one direction? Here's a cookie for you kind sir *hands you a cookie* You LOVE them? WE JUST BECAME BEST FRIENDS!!! Anyways, I'm married to a boy named Niall James Horan....YOU'RE MARRIED TO HIM TOO?! You know what that means? WE'RE SISTER WIVES! How are you sister wives? Good? Thats cool....me? Im fine... just peachy :D Anyways,here's a little bit about myself:
My name is Emily, and im a directioner.(DUHHHH)
Nicknames? Em,Emy,Niall's Princess,Dimples,Niall''s wife,Munchkin,Niall's lover,Elmo....and I cant think of any more...ANYWAYS,i have many goals in life:
1.)Ride a giraffe around the world
2.)Marry Niall Horan,have a quadruple wedding with my clone @its_gotta_be_lou with Louis Tomlinson,my green bean @1DSweetheart with Liam Payne, and my awesome cookie @bnerdpinky1317 with Harry Styles cuz we cool cats :D
3.) When we get married, ride unicorns on a rainbow into the sunset who poop out skittles,throw them at people and say 'TASTE THE RAINBOW'
4.) Go to Narnia with my cool cats i mentioned up there ^ and ride one of those half horse half men things while eating some eggs...cuz eggs are awesome :P
5.)And uh..... get some pets:) cuz im a normal girl with normal goals :D
If you fan me, I'll love you until Niall says he isn't hungry....and we all know that'll NEVER happen! :D Oh and Zayn Malik is my baby,he is my child cuz me and Niall adopted him... Even though they'll all deny it,its just lies! Theyre trying to save me from the hate! Arent they just the sweetest?Goodbye my little ducklings, may the force and 1D be with you :D
- 1Derland:)
- JoinedAugust 2, 2012
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