NiamhChandler
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Life update 1: Hey! Recently I've been writing again I've completed up to chapter 7 now and I will be deleting the bit I've already posted. Chapter 1 - 10 is being posted on Halloween Song of the week : My fave song of this week is Hope This Comes Back To Haunt You (By Neck Deep) This is from their new album 'Life's not out to get you' j really recommend you check it out if you like punk rocky kinda music Mini life story of the week: Ok, so if you follow me on Twitter you'll know I'm on holiday in Tenerife at the moment. Last night was my last night here and like every night I wake up at like 1/2/3 am for a wee... So I'm sat on the toilet minding my own business. All of a sudden the lights went out and I was well shit so I get up to turn them back on. I'm like walking really slowly cos I thought it was like a murderer or a ghost (turns out it was my mum). When I get back to the toilet I happened to glance at the floor and there was a mother fucking cockroach by the door. I screamed so loud I woke up the neighbours My mum came running in and before she even ask what was wrong she started laughing at me cos I was stood on the toilet. Anyway she wanted to let it live (cos she's fucked in the head) but I kept screaming and swearing at her until she killed it. THE END (The moral of this story is don't stay at hotel fanabe Costa sur in Tenerife!) SOCIAL MEDIAS : TWITTER : @idkurie TUMBLR : @pudicautopia INSTAGRAM : @niamhchandler YOUTUBE?!? : Pudicautopia (but I think you can find me by typing Niamh chandler ☺️)