I'm gonna name my future child "Everyone". 



so that I can say these phrases without keeping a straight face:

"I gave birth to Everyone." 

"You wanna marry Everyone?!" 

"OMG. Everyone just liked my photo." 

"Everyone came to my party." 

"Everyone loves me." 

"Everyone asked me for a friend request on Facebook." 

"Everyone is pretty." 

"Everyone is ugly." 

"Everyone is sick." 

"Everyone killed someone." 

"Everyone is dead."