Nicky_Porter

Just found out tubbo is pro Palestine and while I don't like assuming that means probably most of the Mc creators from the dream smp including Tommy innit (he was my fav) are pro plastic, so yeah. באסה ⚪️⚪️

Nicky_Porter

Don't you just love having a half hour Ling argument with your mom on the phone for half an hour while your friends are right outside the bathroom door and can probably hear everything and now your just crying and trying to not have a panic attack

Nicky_Porter

I was today years old when I learned how long a fortnight is 

-gaysms

@Nicky_Porter
            wow... i never knew that i-
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Nicky_Porter

@-gaysms turns out 2 weeks
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-gaysms

@Nicky_Porter 
            wait how long is a fortnight
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My friend's parents got her jeans and she didn't really like them, so they were like "give it to nicky" so she did, and I tried them on, and j was like, "bro I don't get how people wear jeans their so tight and uncompfy and digging into my coochie" to my mom, and my mom was like, yeah, that's how their supposed to be
          
          I don't get why people put themselves through this torture just to get a nice ass, just get a sharwal they have awsome shit on them

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I just realized that amortitia (the super strong love potion from Harry potter idk how to spell the long ass words) if watered down, could act for wizards as a form of getting high, and also antidepressants.. but mostly high-