Nev: May I talk about me, myself and I and the user's universe? Solangelo, Destiel, Albius and Sterek are much more interesting...

Nico: So you're saying what. Talk about you! Everybody wants to know every detail of my life and I just CAN'T- 

Nev: Come on, bro, don't be such a jerk. Say that you're in love with Solace, maybe they'll stop following you and finally I'll be able to use my "I SHIP SOLANGELO FROM HELL" t-shirt 'cause you two have a HUGE PROBLEM with words. They don't come out of your mouths. 

Nico: Funny, aren't you? Why do I keep talking to you? 

Nev: Because we're both italians and I have your mitomagic cards. And you love me. 

Nico: This is for the cards, Nico. Just relax. Conceal, don't feel.

Nev: Are you SERIOUSLY Frozen this conversation, brother? ¿Desde cuándo soy yo la seria de los dos? 

Nico: Oh, gee, don't start with Spanish. 

Nev: I WILL. Talking about another type of "Will"... 

Nico: JUST GO AWAY YOU IDIOTA!

Nev: *Shadow travels to Hell* DADDY GIVE ME MY T-SHIRT, NICO IS SOOO GOING TO CONFESS TO WILL.

Nico: I'M NOT!

Nev: STAI ZITTO. DAAAAAAD!

Hades: Why did I think having children was going to be a great idea?