Jake from Statefarm

@ZAONIAC i think he died 

What's up-
          
          It's me Joelintheskeleton bitch-

dr. flug is my baby daddy

Hey guys I don't give a fuck about your notifications i got a solid 4k last time and im not reading all of those.

yee @shiTty_BeAn follow them

have the bolgy wolgy song in old english:
          Rawr!
          x3 *nuzzles* *pounces on you*
          uwu thou so warm
          couldn't help  yet  notice thy bulge
          from across the floor!
          *nuzzles thy necky wecky*
          tilde murr tilde hehe!
          *unzips yo baggy ass pants* oof baby
          thou so musky!
          bring meself home, pet me, and causes meself yours!
          and do not  forget to stuff me!
          see me wag mine wittle baby tail all for
          thy bolgy wolgy!
          *kisses and lickies thy neck* (mmmm)
          i hope daddy likies!
          *nuzzles and wuzzles thy chest*
          i be gettin' thirsty!
          hey, i got a lil' itch. 
           thou regard thou help me?
          only seven inches long.  Uwu
          please adopt me
          *paws on yo bulge as i lick mine lips*
          uwu amerce me please
          boutta hit em with this furry shit
          he do not  see it comin'

I'm writing a new chapter for My Sir pentious x Yandere book in celebration of 1k reads! Stay tuned!

I leave for a week and have 500+ notifications. Shite. To all my followers, the reason im not more active is because I'm on twitter ( @flug_slys  ) and discord, and drawing really detailed art of my oc. I cant really update alot, but i will when i can (or rather when i feel like it) But know that i luv all yous ^w^

Also, I won't be as active anymore, so if you have requests, forward them to @LuckyFoxQueen

I've gotten 202 notifications over two days, and all of them are unimportant. Great.