Plastic Passoff

quarantine got me about to act up. I'm gonna rewrite a shakespeare play into a modern AU and no one can stop me.

the sounds of a homeroom in the band room is just:
          - whatever song i have playing in my headphones
          - someone blasting a russian song on trombone
          - horrendous jazz backbeat on a drum set
          - that one piano beat that every knows and doesn't remember the name of.
          - and if you're unlucky enough, the flutes blasting out high Es like other people in the room are trying to go deaf by 20.
          
          all at once. with no break from the loudness. 
          
          (this is a cry for help.)

s p a m  m y  b o o k, c o w a r d (please :) )

me, trying to think of a dumb, but still witty joke to tell my friends: 
          
          uhm,, uh,, idk guys
          
          Ｕ Ｍ....
          
          d   ї   C  к?!?!?!!?

im gonna mcyeet myself out of my first-floor window

UwU someone choke me plz

Guys, I think I just wasted two - three hours of my life looking for a game I used to play as a little kid. It was called PetPet Park and it's fuckin' gone now. I'm so sad because I had a huge nostalgia moment and wanted to find and play it T-T

I didn't tell you guys I made a Tumblr for this account did I? Well yeah, I made one for random crap and updates and book ideas. So if you want go follow it it's nightowlbitchwp. 

In PE my teacher made me sit out because I was wearing boots. I still participated in the warm-ups. So I basically flipped off the gym teacher.
          
          
          Daniel - 1    
          Gym Teacher - 0

Someone just asked me what I was doing on my Chrmoebook, I replied "Working"  and they asked if I had a job. I was dieing of laughter because this isn't a real job, but I consider it a job.