An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backwards. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means is going to launch you into something great. So just take a deep breath and keep aiming.


1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face