Nightly Anxiety

Other band kids: *talking about something*
          Me either high or very sleep deprived: Hotel? Trivigo-

Pro tip
          Dont give a bored as hell me a pen

The name "whistling tarantula" comes from its ability to produce a hissing noise when provoked, a trait it shares with other Australian theraphosids. This hissing is produced by the spider stridulating a patch of setae associated with its chelicerae. ... Selenocosmia crassipes can attain legspans of up to 22 cm (8.7 in).
          Do what you want with that information 

Are we going to forget that scene in ratatouille 
          Rats cant biology vomit
          That mans soup was so fucking bad he broke the laws of physics 

Ah yes the typical sunday dealing with your friend that has no idea if they made out with there friend 

Screw it im gonna eat a pencil 

I cant be the only person who has the urge to walk up to someone and just hand a GUN PLEASE HELP I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME-

Im just giggling and whispering "shaft" to myself i dont think im sane-

Ok hear me out 
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ
          Happy meals haven't made me happy can i sue McDonald's?-

I tryed saying joan and i fucking said moan please help i cant stop wheezing