Nightmare Steve

DON’T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS, DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
          Say your name 10 times
          Say your moms name 10 times
          Say your crush’s name 10 times
          
          Send this to 15 people.
          If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
          But if you read this and ignore it, you will have very bad luck.
          SEND THIS TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS THE SPACEBAR AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS OH THE SCREEN.
          THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

Hi! Nice to Meet you nightmare Steve but can I ship you with dark Steve in my story? (or stories depend on how many stories I have) 

Hi

Hey. My name is Nightmare Steve. I'll try to write one shots with me. Sabre said to write a book with all the Steve's trying to be romantic with me. 
          
          Keep in mind, I'm not good with the whole friend and romance thing, so take it easy on me. I only ever had one friend and I absorbed him accidentally... SOOOO.