🖤Elizabeth Heffley 🖤

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!!!

So uh.....
          
          Grandma's actually allowing me to watch an R rated movie.....
          
          ON PURPOSE!

That's what I'm sayin' the Illumina-
          ....
          Toronta?
          YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A TORNADA??
          I'M NOT DOROTHY, MISS BARNHART!
          .....
          What do you mean line up against the wall??
          What the hell is that gonna do against the TORNADA??

OK, but why is digital hallucination such a banger??

*Me mindlessly scrolling through YouTube shorts.*
          
          *A short starts playing about how time goes by and it shows a bunch of clips from the early 2000s.*
          
          *my dumb ass not paying attention*
          
          *Rodrick pops up for a split second*
          
          Me: WAIT! WAIT! I JUST SAW MY HUSBAND!

I got a Greg Heffley plush for Christmas lol

The deal is done
          You really thought you could've just stayed gone
          Well not for long, now the demons have won
          You best get up 'cause there is a brand new dawn
          Go and stop your spawn!
          
          (Ha, ha, ha) is that an order?
          
          I run the ship now so let me be clear
          They took down Adam, that's no joke
          This situation is severe
          You have to
          Tear your subjects down
          Get them back in line
          Weaken all their hope
          So they will take it as a sign
          That there's nothing they can do
          They will never be divine
          It has to be now
          We are out of time!
          
          While you lounge and live your dream
          She's trying so hard to redeem
          All those sinners who already blew their shot!
          So if you want this paradise, then go to hell and pay the price!
          
          Back down there? Oh no, I'd rather not.
          
          This place is my end of the deal
          Your proposition has no appeal
          How dare you try and threaten me
          'Cause your boyfriend died, and you chose to flee
          I'll just keep doing as I please
          And who are you to disagree?
          Now move you bitch, you are blocking my Sun!
          
          What!?
          
          You mustn't know me very well
          You're speaking to the Queen of Hell!
          I could bring you down
          Have you begging on your knees!
          I couldn't care less what you lead
          My power simply far exceeds
          Your authority and that's a guarantee!
          
          Oh, I am sorry your highness
          But we have never needed you till now
          So with all due respect, get up and do somethi-
          
          What was that?
          Hmm, that's what I thought.
          
          I always win
          I'm gonna make you wish you died with him
          For your sins
          'Cause when I'm done
          You'll barely recognize what you've become
          Oh, this will be fun.....

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS @@Nightmyers2021 
          DEVON HAD STARRED IN LADY GAGA'S 
          'Til it happens to you' omg bro got such a bad role tbh

happy crthmas!
          it's christmun!
          merry crisis!
          merry chrysler!

MERRY CHRISTMAS