Bro you good? You haven’t been online in a really long time, and I’m getting real worried. Seriously you’d better not have died, I’m really scared here.
My voicemail is stupid. Always pisisng people off XD
"Hello *waits 7 seconds* yeah that's nice *wait 3 seconds* soooooo, thanks for calling. Sorry I didnt answer. Probably living my life ya know? Cya!"
Yeah....
QUICK-
Tell me a joke! Ex:
Him: You were so drunk!
Her: No I wasn't
Him: Are you fucking kidding me? You threw a mushroom at a midget yelling "GROW MARIO GROW!"
Her: Oh god..