🔞 Hear ye, minors, and scram! 🔞


If you're not goo-goo about the weird and unhinged, my little corner of the internet is - surprise! - not for you! If, however, you're into chatty demon-cats, witches reading tarot cards from the poop decks of spaceships, or characters edgy enough to puncture a bouncy-house with a glance, welcome aboard!

I'm a weirdo writer and ravenous bibliophile from the circus of South-Africa. When I'm not monologuing about books, "dialogue" (read: inane rambling) is directed at inanimate objects, spoiled cats (same thing, really), or a pot-plant (note spelling) dubbed Sir Sweet Tooth.

My current project - Covenants - is (*insert a link and a wowzers description when you get started on it, remember to delete this so you don't look like an idiot*).

If you'd like for me to read your work, please feel free to ask! I don't bite (above the ankles, that is; but if agitated may scuttle like a crazed rat in full pursuit to remove toes. See? Inane ramblings.)