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Atsushi hummed as he stocked the coffee beans while they had a slow period.
          
          It's been a couple weeks since he got a job at this coffee shop and Atsushi could easily say he loved it even with the usual difficulties that came with a customer service job. Which he hasn't had to even deal with anything too difficult quite yet, he typically worked behind the counter so he interacted with the customers less often than the waitresses. However, there was one difficulty he was sure he'd eventually get involved in anyway.
          
          “Say, would you love to join me for a double suicide? I'd be honored if such a lovely woman such as yourself-”
          
          Dazai Osamu.
          
          He was one of the detectives that worked upstairs and he was the main difficulty that came with the job. Seeing as he worked in the same building as the cafe, he was one of the regulars they saw the most along with the other detectives. Each time he was here it seemed he always had to ask one of the women that worked there to commit double suicide with him. Thankfully, the blonde detective, Kunikida, usually wasn't far behind and was always there to smack Dazai upside the head to get him to stop his usual antics. Just as he does again today.
          
          “Dazai! Stop harassing the waitresses would you? They're trying to do their job unlike someone.” Kunikida scolded from the booth behind Dazai's, shaking his head disapprovingly at his coworker.
          
          Dazai just grumbled in response and sulked his way to the counter away from the booth he had just been sitting at with the others before dramatically taking a seat and slouching over the counter.
          
          “Do you see what I have to put up with? Can't even find someone to fulfill my dream with in peace!” Dazai lamented and dramatically covered his face with his arm. Atsushi blinked in surprise as he watched the other and looked around before realizing he was the one being addressed with no one else by the bar.

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Bee Movie
          By Jerry Seinfeld
          
          NARRATOR:
          (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
          According to all known laws
          of aviation,
           :
          there is no way a bee
          should be able to fly.
           :
          Its wings are too small to get
          its fat little body off the ground.
           :
          The bee, of course, flies anyway
           :
          because bees don't care
          what humans think is impossible.
          BARRY BENSON:
          (Barry is picking out a shirt)
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
           :
          Ooh, black and yellow!
          Let's shake it up a little.
          JANET BENSON:
          Barry! Breakfast is ready!
          BARRY:
          Coming!
           :
          Hang on a second.
          (Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
           :
          Hello?
          ADAM FLAYMAN:
          
          (Through phone)
          - Barry?
          BARRY:
          - Adam?
          ADAM:
          - Can you believe this is happening?
          BARRY:
          - I can't. I'll pick you up.
          (Barry flies down the stairs)
           :
          MARTIN BENSON:
          Looking sharp.
          JANET:
          Use the stairs. Your father
          paid good money for those.
          BARRY:
          Sorry. I'm excited.
          MARTIN:
          Here's the graduate.
          We're very proud of you, son.
           :
          A perfect report card, all B's.
          JANET:
          Very proud.
          (Rubs Barry's hair)
          BARRY=
          Ma! I got a thing going here.
          JANET:
          - You got lint on your fuzz.
          BARRY:
          - Ow! That's me!
          
          JANET:
          - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
          - Bye!
          (Barry flies out the door)
          JANET:
          Barry, I told you,
          stop flying in the house!
          (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
          newspaper)
          BARRY==
          - Hey, Adam.
          ADAM:
          - Hey, Barry.
          (Adam gets in Barry's car)

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