This gal is just your friendly (read as anti social) neighborhood hermit who hasn't left her house since 2017.

Self proclaimed writer that updates one chapter per month/year because her crappy brain can only create 400 words in one week/month and they're not even that good.

Currently on a never ending adventure to find her ambition and motivation. 

Facts about me: 
1. Procrastinator 
2. Forever Hibernating
3. Productivity level: 5/100
    Laziness level: 100/100
4. Professional overthinker
5. Refuses to remove her rose colored glasses  because the real world is cruel.
6. A piglet who learned how to write 
7. Probably won't reply to comments because she doesn't know the right response.
 #howtobeabaguetteforyeri? #whoneedsthesunwhenyouhavewendyssmile? #givemecorn #Boomerhumor.

I wanted to write something aesthetic in my bio but for the life of me I cannot think of any beautiful flowery words SO BEAR WITH THIS INSTEAD. thank you.

Expect her stories to be as dry and as lame as this bio.