You're the 25th fan of mine, I must congratulate & thank you by mentioning Nicole in a speech of mine...
"H-hello? Is this mic working? Yeah, good. Anyway, I'd like to personally thank Nicole, working from an antisocial Wattpad economy and from the beautiful Caribbean - with Johnny Depp, of course. Oh guys did I mention she's single?
*crowd sends wolf whistles and screeches*
I'd like to thank her personally for becoming my 25th fan, and everyone knows *insert wise old man chuckle here* everyone knows how I love numbers that end in 5 and hate numbers that end in 9.. especially if the first number's 6...
*cue laughter*
Unfortunately, she doesn't get a song from me because she likes One Direction and I just can't.. *goes Kristen Stewart mode, looking nauseous and confused*
Anyway, for being such a great fan number I shall award her with... GLITTER ORGY!
Just kidding, but it will be a glitter bath.
*crowd pushes her into a pool of glitter*
Okay, I'd like to end my speech now... BYE my glitter babies, go have more babies with each other and create babies born with glitter on their faces and if they do I'll buy them the most adorable leather&lace baby onsies and heeled studded baby booties! *does glitter wave and flips crowd off before jumping into the glitter*