Oy! This is a joint account consisting of me and that doofus I call my friend. If you're smart, you might figure out who we really are. But we wanna be mysterious and use fake names! Yeah, that's right.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhmabubbles. YOU GUYS ARE SUCH SQUIRELLS!!!! Anyway.  I am AN ALIEN. You may call me...master. Naw, you guys can call me Azzi (short for Azalea, ma spanish name)  And if you are a duckbutt, I shall unleash my mad ninja skillz on your scrawny self. Yeah, be scared. Raawr. I love reading and writing and all that shtuff. Music is my oxygen. Okay, A is being a mushroom and now I must attempt to beat her up. I attempt because she is so weak and helpless, i cannot help but pity her. JUST KIDDING!!!!! lol.

Yo! I'm the doofus here apperentaly. Just call me A cause I'm too lazy to think of a name. I pretty much like the same bands that da master likes...Except I'm much more awesome!:) Usually I'm weird, like I like carrots and power rangers! But in real life people think I'm a mute. Mute not mutant, but I very much would like to be a mutant. I wonder if they smell like dying candycorn...

Yeah getting off-topic, but...I DUNNO! But, why are you on our page? Are you a stalker? Well you wont  figure out where I am you little creep. Cause I'm a Ninja! Just kidding here. My little Azzi is the Ninja in this group. But still tell me if Azzi beats you up. I'll help her or just sit back with popcorn and soda to. watch it all happen!

A is out! Peace.  


Whoa, whoa, whoa. it's Azzi. And seriously, I'm way more awesomer than A. No joke. She's boring and sleeps too much. Plus, I'm taller than you, A! I am so not little.

Okay. Bye! This time, for real. Like, real real real.

You wanna go there AZZI? I'm boring? Aren't you just nice? Well tell me how you like it when I find out where you live! Too late! I already know. Sleep with your eyes open cause I'm gonna getchya.

Azzi has left the face of wattpad :( so sad. But maybe I'll get her to write a chapter!