Ninjakta

Alright fellas do not buy the zero sugar ultra strawberry dream monster

so funny thing i realised, i can't play umamusume in korea

Alright gang hell week starts for me tomorrow
          
          i may combust lowkey

Thanks for the follow ninja guy dude man

So funny story, I was forcefed phase connect slop and I enjoyed it
          
          So now I'm into phase connect (i still like hololive no worries)

You know right, I just thought off something funny. What if there was, like, a server for content creators in the same country, be it big or small
          
          Would be funny as hell

Alright, I'll declare it right here, right now.
          
          I fucking love Folkqueen, and she's mine mf

"'To all those who even attempt to provide your service in my stories, you are a gooner. All of you, bully these gooners! After all, it's not bullying if you're bullying the bully.' and done. Wait...I could get hunted for this...man digital footprint's really a pain in the ass."
          
          "Master, your Milo is ready."
          
          "Mm. Thanks, Sakeri. Say, why's there more sounds of destruction coming from the urban area of the void?"
          
          "Ah, that. Well, it's just typical banter between Kirou and Ijō."
          
          "...and what are they fighting about this ti—"
          
          "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M MARRIED AND HAVE FUNNY CRYSTAL POWERS AREN'T YOU?!"
          
          "HAAA?! WHO'D BE JEALOUS OF YOU AND YOUR DEAD WIFE!"
          
          "YOU DARE DISRESPECT MY BELOVED QUEEN THERESA LIKE THAT?!!"
          
          "YEAH YOU FUCKER! THE BETTER QUEEN IS IN TO BE HERO X AFTER ALL!"
          
          "NAH THAT'S IT, INCESTOID! GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HALO CITY AND BE A SISCON THERE!"
          
          "YEAH I LIKE INCEST, AND I'M FUCKING PROUD OF MY SISTER!"
          
          "...clean up's gonna be a mess."
          
          "Say, Ninjakta. You've been rather invested in that new timeline, haven't you?"
          
          "Ah right. The Umamusume one. C'mon now, it's really fun."
          
          "When are you going to bring our newest variation here?"
          
          "Yeah, I'll most likely do that. Though , it's gonna take a really long time and he's gonna be hella emotionally broken by then."
          
          "...and have you made up a plan of HOW exactly you're going to do this welcome party?"
          
          "We aura farm."
          
          "...excuse me?"
          
          "We aura farm."
          
          "No no I got you the first time but what?!"
          
          "Oh, Shokyo, you sweet little t—"
          
          "I'm not little nor sweet."
          
          "Chill, it's just a figure of speech... But I mean, think about it. He's probably aura farming with women right now, so why not we aura farm to greet him?"
          
          "Don't we all aura farm around women though?"
          
          "...shut up, Furi."

Hello you sorry fu—
          
          *ahem* either way, I've come here to say that you should 100% plus chop fr fr absolutely join this disc server https://discord.gg/4gQ2x4D7sk and relish in my 4-5 week absence once it strikes midnight in my time
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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Rest in peace Haru Urara. You will be missed