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"Alright you fuckers, I've called for this emergency meeting cause well...we're gonna get a new anomaly."
"...usually you don't look this nervous when introducing one, Ninjakta."
"Yeah, yeah. I know. The thing is that this guy's gonna power creep all of y'all to absolute hell and high heaven."
"..."
"..."
"...which univer-"
"HSR."
"Ok yep that tells me all that we need to know."
"Wait wait so how powerful is this guy exactly?"
"Well, Kirou. If it's our base forms, he's probably the weakest amongst all of us."
"Ok? Then how is he gonna-"
"That's ONLY base form. If I compare all our final forms, you know how Ijo is 2nd to me, yes? Well, THIS GUY'S GONNA BEAT IJO BY A HELLUVA DISTANCE."
"...I'm...I'm getting power crept?"
"About time bitch"
"At least I didn't lose my wife."
"At least I didn't lose my sister."
"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!"
"NEITHER DO YOU HAVE A WIFE!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK YOOOOOOUUUU!"
"AHH FUCK THIS! LET'S GO ONE MORE ROUND IN THE URBAN ARENA!"
"ALRIGHT, BET!"
"...damn it, that's the 20th time this week."