Ninjakta

"'To all those who even attempt to provide your service in my stories, you are a gooner. All of you, bully these gooners! After all, it's not bullying if you're bullying the bully.' and done. Wait...I could get hunted for this...man digital footprint's really a pain in the ass."
          
          "Master, your Milo is ready."
          
          "Mm. Thanks, Sakeri. Say, why's there more sounds of destruction coming from the urban area of the void?"
          
          "Ah, that. Well, it's just typical banter between Kirou and Ijō."
          
          "...and what are they fighting about this ti—"
          
          "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M MARRIED AND HAVE FUNNY CRYSTAL POWERS AREN'T YOU?!"
          
          "HAAA?! WHO'D BE JEALOUS OF YOU AND YOUR DEAD WIFE!"
          
          "YOU DARE DISRESPECT MY BELOVED QUEEN THERESA LIKE THAT?!!"
          
          "YEAH YOU FUCKER! THE BETTER QUEEN IS IN TO BE HERO X AFTER ALL!"
          
          "NAH THAT'S IT, INCESTOID! GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HALO CITY AND BE A SISCON THERE!"
          
          "YEAH I LIKE INCEST, AND I'M FUCKING PROUD OF MY SISTER!"
          
          "...clean up's gonna be a mess."
          
          "Say, Ninjakta. You've been rather invested in that new timeline, haven't you?"
          
          "Ah right. The Umamusume one. C'mon now, it's really fun."
          
          "When are you going to bring our newest variation here?"
          
          "Yeah, I'll most likely do that. Though , it's gonna take a really long time and he's gonna be hella emotionally broken by then."
          
          "...and have you made up a plan of HOW exactly you're going to do this welcome party?"
          
          "We aura farm."
          
          "...excuse me?"
          
          "We aura farm."
          
          "No no I got you the first time but what?!"
          
          "Oh, Shokyo, you sweet little t—"
          
          "I'm not little nor sweet."
          
          "Chill, it's just a figure of speech... But I mean, think about it. He's probably aura farming with women right now, so why not we aura farm to greet him?"
          
          "Don't we all aura farm around women though?"
          
          "...shut up, Furi."

Hello you sorry fu—
          
          *ahem* either way, I've come here to say that you should 100% plus chop fr fr absolutely join this disc server https://discord.gg/4gQ2x4D7sk and relish in my 4-5 week absence once it strikes midnight in my time
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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Rest in peace Haru Urara. You will be missed

Ah yes, I had nearly forgotten, but thank you and shoutout to @ZafaronUriuc and @TriBiscuits for beta reading prologue part 6
          
          Do check out their fics yes yes

12am 26 August UTC+8
          
          It's my birthday mfs!

So since I'm going clinically insane and am bored out of my mind, I shall make an announcement!
          
          You get:
          -An incredulously refined prologue part 6...on my birthday
          -A chapter for discord kitten...on my birthday
          -possibly an umamusume fic...on my birthday
          
          I get:
          -Your time
          -Your attention
          -Dopamine from seeing big number go bigger
          
          Ya

Hey discord kitten reached 200 views

When's the next incest chap dawg.
          
          (9 guys are waiting on you)

Well then: 
          
          1 month, 17 days and 2 hours

I swear I posted something...huh...