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Me&Family:

My name is Niall Jack Paul Roberts.I was born in September 25 1998, I am 14. My parents are Catherine Louise Roberts and Paul Roberts.. I have 2 brothers. Charley James Roberts and Jordan Lewis Roberts. I have 1 pet, a dog named Alfie. I have 2 nanas, Gillian and Ann. I have 1 grandad, Graham. I have 9 cousins, Seren, Keira, Ethan, Adam, Tomas, Steffan, Matthew, Jake and Luke. I have 4 uncles, James, Michael, Phillip and Steven. I have 4 aunties, Alice, Lynne, Susan and Elaine. 

Likes&loves: 

I love love love love love Nicki Minaj. 
Blue,yellow and pink are my  favourite colours.
I love Lasagne, stew, cake batter and ice cream sundaes. 
I love One direction. 
I love my nan and mum more than anything in the world.<3
I love my 5 best  friends, Emily, Leeane, Molly, Emma and Stephen.
I like Nike hight tops. 
I like polar bears, Koala bears, penguins, flamingo's, otters, whales, dolphins, sea lions, sharks and Piranhas.
I like beheading and gory deaths, teehee. 
I love nipples.
I love many more things but can't think of anything. 

Dislikes&hates:

I hate Gemma O'brien.
I hate hate hate hate Screamo music. 
I hate Sam Lewis. 
I hate Languages at school.
I hate when people make fun of me or my family. 
I hate people who stare at you. 
I hate bullies. 
I hate backstabbers.
I hate two faced people.
I hate and dislike much more things, I can't think what to put though. 
I hate bull shitters.

Random facts: 

I stuff my bra.
It took me 14 years to realise that the giant spot on my neck, is my head, I tried popping it for years.
I poo my bed every night. 
I cry in the mirror because this ugly person stares at me. 
I was half a virgin when I met him. 
I stuff my socks with underwear, to make them look bigger.