10 Reasons to Be a Duck ✨
1. Zero Responsibilities – No taxes, no deadlines, no "what are your future plans?" Just pure QUACK and CHILL.
2. Free Swimming Pool Access – While humans pay for resorts, ducks flex in lakes, ponds, and even random puddles. FUN, FUN and FUN!!
3. No Job Stress – Ducks don’t need LinkedIn. No 9-to-5, no job applications. Just wake up, QUACK, EAT, REPEAT.
4. Built-in Waterproof Jacket – It rains? No problem. Ducks just shake it off like they OWN the WEATHER.
5. Socially Accepted Waddle – If a human waddles, it’s weird. If a duck waddles, it’s ADORABLE.
6. Flight Mode Always On – Stuck in a bad situation? Ducks just fly away. INSTANT EXIT STRATEGY.
7. Food? Always Free. – Ducks get free bread. Meanwhile, humans are out here paying 300 rupees for garlic bread. WHY??
8. No Drama, Just Vibes – Ducks don’t do heartbreak, fake friends, or situationships. Just floating peacefully. LIFE IS GOOD FOR DUCKS...
9. Quacking is Therapy – No need for deep conversations. Just scream QUACK and move on.
10. Ultimate Main Character Energy – Ducks just walk into any place like they own it. No hesitation, just CONFIDENCE.
Which reason convinced you the most?
Or are you already applying for duck citizenship?
