NoAriSherloid

well jesus x satan is gone, the story was deleted by wattpad so ig this is my queue to become catholic again, see yall in hell losers

NoAriSherloid

@NoAriSherloid also follow my socials pls im pretty funny even without my toilet humor on wattpad @/ratchxrch on twt and tiktok (caps socials r priv so its not an option lmao)
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NoAriSherloid

obvious joke btw, i would rather pluck out my veins one by one than become catholic again. but in all honesty ig it was time for that story to die, not my proudest work ofc cuz i have actually written better stuff than whatever the hell that was, but i do grieve the fact that my most popular work yet is gone (thx christians, i couldnt have become so popular without ur help xoxo) but yeah if u read the bio u know me and cap made this acc in middle school to distract us from the suicidal thoughts LMAO we dont update anymore, we r going into our senior year of highschool next month and dont rlly plan on returning to updating, since we have lives now. this was honestly so fun while it lasted, i dont even update the other works anymore i just log in to check out comments of angry christians (honestly made my day) but yeah ig i wont do it anymore cuz whats the point? but yeah, to the chirstians that feel like they won war for taking my story down, how abt u put the same energy into stopping real wars/genocides? right now is the best time more than ever, if u could do this i have faith u can do just that with real important issues this time. anyway check out my other works if u still wanna laugh and ignore ur problems just like i did writing them during my lowest. thank u for the support too, both cap and i enjoyed the lil fame we had but yeah ig thats all. peace out losers, see yall in hell. satan loves u xoxo -astro
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NoAriSherloid

well jesus x satan is gone, the story was deleted by wattpad so ig this is my queue to become catholic again, see yall in hell losers

NoAriSherloid

@NoAriSherloid also follow my socials pls im pretty funny even without my toilet humor on wattpad @/ratchxrch on twt and tiktok (caps socials r priv so its not an option lmao)
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NoAriSherloid

obvious joke btw, i would rather pluck out my veins one by one than become catholic again. but in all honesty ig it was time for that story to die, not my proudest work ofc cuz i have actually written better stuff than whatever the hell that was, but i do grieve the fact that my most popular work yet is gone (thx christians, i couldnt have become so popular without ur help xoxo) but yeah if u read the bio u know me and cap made this acc in middle school to distract us from the suicidal thoughts LMAO we dont update anymore, we r going into our senior year of highschool next month and dont rlly plan on returning to updating, since we have lives now. this was honestly so fun while it lasted, i dont even update the other works anymore i just log in to check out comments of angry christians (honestly made my day) but yeah ig i wont do it anymore cuz whats the point? but yeah, to the chirstians that feel like they won war for taking my story down, how abt u put the same energy into stopping real wars/genocides? right now is the best time more than ever, if u could do this i have faith u can do just that with real important issues this time. anyway check out my other works if u still wanna laugh and ignore ur problems just like i did writing them during my lowest. thank u for the support too, both cap and i enjoyed the lil fame we had but yeah ig thats all. peace out losers, see yall in hell. satan loves u xoxo -astro
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Kate_Christreads

Your hilarious is if hell is cold. I wonder who'd be laughing at the end when God takes his chosen people. I think you should repent and turn to Jesus..he still loves you despite this insane level of blasphemy. Hell aint no joke..so where are u headed?

Kate_Christreads

@NoAriSherliod He loves you so much that he's giving you the gift of salvation..think about it. 
            If your right..i guess I wasted my life‍♀️
            If I'm right..your wasting your eternity 
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NoAriSherloid

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@Kate_Christreads im heading to take a big ahh shit rn thanks for asking
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NoAriSherloid

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YALL A NEW CHRISTIAN TOLD ME TO REPENT THRU DMS LMAOAOA and like the funniest thing is that they blocked me before i even had the chance to respond so like  i mean ive done way worse "sinner" things than writing that damn book. It's not serious AT ALL its the biggest /j ever. like this whole acc is just crack shit if u couldn't tell already lmao. here i take nothing seriously and never will, if u do then thats ur problem. aight thanks bye hoes

NoAriSherloid

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bro i just saw the jesus x satan story and- 5.2k views?? holy shit bro LMAOAKJ fr thanksb bros never thought that thing would get attention bit ig some ppl rlly r interested in a relationship between jesus n satan like honestly me too but yeah thanks and if u have a suggestion for a one shot then pls comment i need inspo LMAAKAJAJ

NoAriSherloid

hey bitches its us again we just wanna say that we r on school break rn so we may not post until like next week so like yeah. we only write on school (mainly astro) bc we r bored and dont wanna pay attention xd so yeah we will probably start writing more we big brain chapters n satan x jesus one shot next week k byeee -astro

NoAriSherloid

I WANNA DO WRTE ANOTHERCHAPTER OF SATAN X JESUS BUT IKD OF WHATTTTTGSGDGG

luvlorenae

Please respect our beliefs and do not mock who we love. I would really appreciate it if you are more careful about what you post. IM SORRY IF I SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE CHRISTIANS LOL. BUT PLEASE AND THANK YOU SMMM. HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT!! <3333
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luvlorenae

Hey :) I don’t wanna be like one of those Christian people that are too much but I just wanted to say that please be aware of what your write and post. I respect that you might not be Christian or believe in God and Jesus, but joking around like this is really disrespectful to us Christians. 
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