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@MARETHESCOT @MARETHESCOT It's more fun doing that to your neighbours dog. I once dressed up at my negihbour and kicked her dog in the head to death when it was getting dark, so I wouldn't be easily identified but people would still see me. I made that bitch scream too. An old lady saw me and called the police, but I threw that dog over the wall like some rag doll I don't want anymore. Because she was old her eyesight was already fucked, so she didn't suspect me at all. She was arrested and the other residents in our apartments were disgusted. That's what Lyn got for not picking up her dog shit. I stood on that with only socks on when I wanted to quickly put my trash in the dumpster. It's a whatever situation now. I don't know what Lyn's doing, but based on her Facebook she's too scared to come to my neighbourhood again, and is waaay to scared to get another dog to make somebody else's day shitty. Get it? Anyway, beat dogs like how they beat blacks in the 1700. Good day to you, mate

@MARETHESCOT Have you ever tried to put a dog down without going to the vet? Haha, I sure have! It was a really tough and my German Shepard was just left in agony and I had to bludgeon it in the head to get him to stop screaming. It's not that I didn't want to hear him in pain but I actually dropped a toaster on my last dog and it's screams made my neighbour file a complaint and I got thrown out. The more I think about the more I'm glad that bitch is a widow now and her son was bombed a week before he was due to return home from war. Anway, speaking of bombs, truth bomb incoming. The reason my dog, Stefano, was in pain was because I decided to shoot him. It was only in the leg I think but maaan was he making a big deal about it. I tried shooting him again but my dumb daughter bumped into me and I missed and just shot it's stomach. I guess it's fur also stopped the bullet a little so he didn't bleed out as much as I wanted. I used my toaster (the same one that got me thrown out) and just bashed the furry fucker on the skull a few times. My daughter was crying but I held her at gun point and told her if she didn't shut the fuck up she'll never see her whore of a mother again. Anyway, moral of the story: Don't get a dog. They just make your life harder.

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