KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
WHY BE THE [Little Sponge] WHO HATES ITS [$4.99] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[BIG SHOT!!!]
Just some[[No Returns]] Spamton quotes[[For The Subtle Cost Of $4.99]]