H. Elyssia

Missing my fav Draco and Coriolanus fanfic writers rn

Okay  this is a real life event...
          
          *walking up and down sidewalk in the states*
          
          "Why doesn't Canada have cool stuff like this?!"
          
          American: oh, so you live in the Canadalands?!
          
          Me: I had no idea Greenland and Iceland has a new neighbour!!
          
          I'm so snarky xD 

WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN
          THE PLACE THAT YOU WANNA STAY
          
          sorry...
          
          http://youtu.be/-wrEAV0j_UM

I'm legally changing the name of French Fries to Slimmed Down Potatoes 

   *Drawing a hand*
          
          WHY DO YOUR FINGERS LOOK LIKE A SNAILS HEAD?!?!

*shows sister the new fairy tail chapter*
          
          *points out Lamia Scale characters*
          
          Sister: his eyebrows put Zachary Quinto's to shame.
          
          I can't stop laughing 

Shakespearian Mafia.....

MY DEATH THE KID STORY HAS 8 LIKES IM PATHETICALLY LAUGHING 

* types in mademoiselle*
          
          Autocorrect: NOPE YOU WROTE MAFIA
          
          Me: screw... You... Auto... Correct 
          *thinks of French teachers last name*
          
          NOPE NOW I'M LAUGHING AT THE FACT OF MY TEACHER BEING CALLED MAFIA
          
          OKAY 

Anybody wanna chat? :/