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i can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana

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my goofy auntie stabbed my grandpa with
          longhorn steakhouse knife my sister
          caught me playing with my wiggly worm so
          i threw a [Dont wanna get sued] buttcheek at
          her i forced fed a whole bottle of
          melatonin to my father and he forgot to wake up
          my doctor diagnosed me with type 7
          genital herpes and i got bumps all over
          my testicles
          
          [JOKE]

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent “Your Mother” joke. I will now begin: Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, Onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just watched this video enjoyed the humorous “Your Mother” joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

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          Man, I got a story to tell (It's a good one)
          I was just minding my business jellyfishing
          There was this bully, right
          Didn't even seem like the bully type
          Walked right up to me and told me "You look like a cookie bite"
          I said "You could be right"
          But me, I'm not the lookie type
          So I walked away and then he hit me with a cooking knife
          He said "Did I tell you you could walk away, sponge?"
          I responded "No" and then he hit me with an eight punch
          All up in my face
          And then I lost my patience
          So I spinned around and whipped out two of my ray guns
          He said "Oh, no" and then he tried to run away
          But I said "Oh, no, no, lil' homie, you messed up my day"
          (You messed up)
          So I caught up to him and I punch him in the face (Kapow)
          He said "Ahahahaha" then he hit me with some mace
          It left a taste but I absorbed it without a trace
          Then I looked at him and said "I'm 'bout to put you in your place
          So you better say your grace" (Say it)
          And I chopped him in the waist (Uh-huh)
          These arms may be weak, but they gon' leave you in a brace (Sponge)
          Don't mess with me
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing
          W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
          Mess around and catch a sting
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing
          W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
          Next day
          Got my net, got my jams, got my basket
          Jellyfishing on them with my best friend Patrick
          Khakis on my fabric
          I make them disappear
          But this is not a hat trick
          This is not magic
          This is psychiatric
          Move so elastic
          Fantastic, gymnastic, cleaning up plastic
          The way I swish this net, man, I almost got drafted
          I am in my zone and this zone has been crafted
          Don't mess with me
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing
          W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
          Mess around and catch a sting
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing
          W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
          Don't mess with me (Man, this beat is crazy)
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing
          W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
          Mess around and catch a sting
          While I'm jellyfishing
          While I'm jellyfishing

What kind of milk were you?
          What kind of life did you live through? (Oh!)
          Did you know love? Will you rest in peace?
          Did you have a family?
          How was the view from the shelf?
          Did you ever believe in yourself?
          What kind of milk were you? 
          What kind of life did you live through? 
          Did your life drip rich with calcium?
          Did they laugh at you or did you laugh with them?
          Dairy beloved, your days are gone
          The grocery list goes on

Shokawa is the best song.

this is a story of a young gamer named
          Steve Steve was like any other Minecraft
          Survival boy hitting yeets on those
          creepers nae naeing on those
          villagers and dabbing on them endermans
          but one day when Steve was practicing
          his Yeets young Steve hit a Yeets so
          hard it killed half of the universe

Let 'em sleep, goodness me, tell me, what should this be?
          Why you in my live talkin' shit? I ain't sayin' shit to you
          Keep my pride on my hip, that's a weapon I can't lose