I got no clue what the fuck to type here.  Imma Adam.  This account is mostly stuff I wrote when I was 12 or stuff I think of when its 5am and I'm night drunk.  I've got plenty of comedy like Kame and the Sax and Moist.Hole.Child.  Don't even question the names.  Then there's sad ass Miraculous one-shots.  And then there's a gay vampire story that I started writing out of nowhere and thought, "Why not just do something with it."  Enjoy my garbage, or don't.  I understand if you would rather not want to read something called Moist.Hole.Child.  I'm now going to go eat cold tomato soup with a fork and watch Judge Judy till 6am.  Yeah that seems like a good note to end this on.