I am so going to waste your precious time by making a profile, since I'm a huge attention-whore.

So. Something about me.

The way I see it, I have split-personalities; I go from being a dark, doom-and-gloom poet to a one-eighty hard-nosed bitch in a nanosecond. Depending on the weather, per se. But bear with me. I might even go as far as changing pen names time to time, because I'm just Sybil-ish like that. But fear not, for I'd make it my duty to warn you beforehand when the time comes.

I apologize for any grammar/spelling mistakes. English not being my native dialect is no excuse for that.

Age doesn't seem to matter, no?

And I don't think that it would make a big difference if I told you that I like boiling kids for dinner or what my favourite number is.

I think that covers everything. That wasn't so bad, was it?

Welcome to my not-so-humble abode; a warm welcome from Yours Truly.