I am the father of @MPACOTAKU.

I am also your father.

Like Tupac's father, only I'm not tupac's father. I'm everyone's father.

Call me Daddy Trump.

Only don't call me that, because I'm not  a high flush. I'm not even an Ace (the lowest card). I'm not even a deuce, the penultimate. Not even a joker.

Wild card. Your father, the wild card. What is the distinguishing feature of the wild card?

It doesn't exist.

Do I exist?

Is that a question or an answer?